![]() ![]() I think it’s fair to say Aunt Jemima calls the shots in this relationship… Overall, Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix is a perfectly fine-tasting regular pancake mix, but a pretty lousy Cap’n Crunch interpretation. But I’d have to think more than a few people are going to buy this blue syrup thinking it’s going to taste like Cap’n Crunch or at least have a berry flavor – despite the label CLEARLY telling you it’s MAPLE. I’ll give them credit that their artificial maple flavor tastes pretty much like any other mass-produced, name-brand maple syrup in normal grocery stores. I told you: if you’re gonna stay over, you’re gonna be disappointed.Ĭap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup is exactly that. The bits aren’t crunchy like cereal or anything, if you were expecting that. At certain bites, I do get a hint of Cap’n Crunch. The mix uses Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries cereal, but you really have to concentrate to get any of their flavor. (They’re your Aunt’s… your great Aunt Jemima.)īut for the most part, these do taste like your mama’s pancakes. Which is why, I’m assuming, they made this radioactive blue syrup to remind you that these ain’t your mama’s pancakes. While you can see the colored bits in the batter a little more clearly, you don’t get a vibrant funfetti-like effect when you cook up Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix into proper flapjacks. It is so blue that it’s almost offensive easily the bluest thing that’s not supposed to be blue since the days of colored ketchup in the 90’s.Īnd you know you’re in for a real treat when the word “ARTIFICIALLY” is bigger than the words “Cap’n Crunch” and “Ocean Blue” on the bottle. Jemima has also yielded a Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Maple Syrup. Oh no… this disgusting, perverted love affair between Mr. Throw it all in a bowl and you’ll have what looks like a chunky Cap’n Crunch Clam Chowder.īut something as unnatural as this can’t be eaten by just normal means. ![]() It’s a boxed buttermilk pancake mix with Cap’n Crunch flavored bits that you only have to add water to prepare (and also make a mess of your kitchen, and also try your hardest not to burn your pancakes, but inevitably do so anyway). Cap’n Crunch’s Berrytastic Pancake Mix is a partnership/possible indicator of a burgeoning romance between the Cap’n and Aunt Jemima. ![]()
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